VAIN ♥

hi guys.

DO NOT HAVE KIDS.

i'm serious.

i mean, they are cute and all,

but they are so BLOODY annoying.

andddd, the doctors will have to cut your pipi to

allow the kid to come out.

baby.

whatever.

maybe not all kids are annoying.

snorts* 

okay i was kidding.

ALL KIDS ARE ANNOYING.

like, they-make-me-wanna-slap-them annoying.

so i was at aunty gee's open house,

(she is the COOLEST malay ever,

no offence to the others. )

i love her. 

i mean, i practically grew up under her watch.
so anyways,
she have this kid, jess.
and shes like my sweetheart, adorable and everything.

so yeah, i normally feel like hugging her the whole day.
today, she made me feel like sending her to satan.
GRR.

there are like, other kids at the open house,
and her and this boy - i dont even know whats his name- 
PERV BOY, pulled me into the room and she chased me around it while perv boy
guarded the door.

then , they caught me and started kissing me.
as in my thighs, arms and all because they knew i didnt like it.
so i stuggled and finally got out of their grasp. 
perv boy told me RARA, another kid, pulled my pants while sweetheart was
kissing my thighs, and he saw my ass. 
and he thought that i was funny.

bloody hell.

fine lah that time i was just shocked.
then i ran out before they could attack me,
but i struggled with the door knob and they caught up with me,

but obviously i can run faster than them.

they then chased me around the house.

once they got hold of me,

PERV BOY, he pulled up my shirt.

well, he TRIED to pull my shirt up.

so everywhere he tries to pull, i push it back down,

he pulls up another spot.

it was sooo starting to get on my nerves.

then, i finally got ticked when he tried to pull down my shorts. 

like, WTF.

i feel like i was being gang raped.

by a kid.

it got on my last nerves and i just pushed them away,

stomped into the toilet and obviously they follow me kan,

and i slammed the door right in perv boys face.

i didnt even lock the door.

they cant even push through.

i just stood there, ONE hand on the door,

with them on the other side, pushing with all their might.

stupid fools.

perv boy started to pretend he is aunty gee.

like, AUNTY GEE HERE, OPEN THE DOOR!

i was like thinking,

HELLO, i grew up on her watch, you'd think that i recognize her voice, right? DUHH.

gahhh, then he started kicking the door.

i got really annoyed with their efforts and so,

when i felt that he was going to kick, 

i swung the door open.

HA!

lol anyways, they just started to surround me and i saw perv boy's dad.

like, he was just right beside them and didnt even help me get those raccoons off me.

i ignored their CALLING and went "go away lah! GOD! "

and went into the other room and slammed the door.

again.

they did the stupid 'i'm aunty gee' thing and i just ignored.

eventually they gave up and went away.

but i didnt open the door.

i couldnt risk it.

so i stayed in there until my mom said to go home.

i came out looking like i would kill anyone who touches me. 

i seriously felt like sending the perv boy to hell.

KIDS NOWADAYS, hornier than adults.

thats not even supposed to be funny.

fucking kids.

i mean, fucking KID.

i'm not even pissed at sweetheart.

just that perv boy.

ugh.



remember.
use a condom.