tampons, shmampons.

hello.
so, what cha think about my picture up there?
crazy?
hehe.

it couldnt be any crazier than what im saying next.

kk, so, tomorrow,
me and my friends are planning to go sunway lagoon
to celebrate danielle's birthday.
(her actual bday is on the 20th.)

and guess who got her period today?
oh hell yeah, me.

gosh, so unlucky!
haha.

SO,

i googled
"how to insert a tampon."

HAHAHAHHA.
i know i know!
you want the link?
click HERE.

they make inserting a tampon sound easy-peasy.
those bitches.

they hurt like chicken shit kk.

yeah i tried HAHAH i know
retarded but, i want sunway lagoon.
well probably not gonna get it cause the attempt
of stuffing cotton stick up my vjj didnt really work out.
sad, i know.

i've decided to wait for my mom to come home and ask
for parental guidance.

much better than google, no?
HAHA.

do you wanna know how a tampon looks like?
well here you go.

say hello to mr tampon!
or, mrs?




cute, no?
haha.

kk, so i'll give you the steps to it.

1. Sit or stand in a comfortable position. Some women prefer to place one leg on the toilet seat or tub, while others prefer to squat down. After you find a position that is most comfortable for you, hold the tampon with the fingers that you write with. Hold the middle of the tampon, at the spot where the smaller, inner tube inserts into the larger, outer tube. Make sure the string is visible and pointing away from your body.
2. With your other hand, open the labia (the folds of skin around the vaginal opening) and position the tampon in the vaginal opening. (See picture 1 below).
3. Gently push the tampon into the opening, aiming for the small of your back. Stop when your fingers touch your body and the applicator, or outer tube, is completely inside the vagina. (See picture 2 below).
4. Once the applicator or outer tube is inside of you, use your index finger to push the inner tube (the tube where the removal string is visible) through the outer tube. This pushes the tampon into the vagina.
5. Once the inner tube is all the way in, use your thumb and middle finger to remove the applicator or outer tube. (See picture 3 below). Make sure that the string hangs outside of the vaginal opening. Later, when you are ready to remove the tampon, hold the string and gently pull it downward until the entire tampon is out.

If the tampon is inserted correctly, you should not feel it. If you feel uncomfortable in any way, you may have inserted the tampon incorrectly or the tampon may not be placed far enough into the vagina. If this happens, just remove the tampon and start again with a new tampon. Remember that practice makes perfect. If you don't get it on the first try, your second try will most likely be successful. Instead of getting frustrated and giving up, relax and try again!

TADAAAA! :)

oh,

If you don't succeed after several times, see your health care provider. It may be that you were born with a very small opening in your hymen and you can't insert tampons. This is true in only about 2% of teens, but it could be a problem.

A mirror is often helpful so that you can see where your vaginal opening is. Sometimes, even using a small amount of vaginal lubricant (K-Y Jelly) on the end of the tampon will help the first one glide in.

oh, andddd, deceases?
TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) is an infection that is very rare, but potentially dangerous. TSS can affect anyone, male or female. However, it occurs most frequently in young women who wear tampons. You will probably never get TSS, but it's good to know what the symptoms are and how to avoid putting yourself at risk.

Tampons themselves do not cause TSS. TSS is caused by bacteria called Staphylococcus aureus. When a tampon is left inside your vagina for too long, it creates a perfect environment for different types of bacteria, including Staphylococcus aureus, to grow. To avoid developing TSS, follow these guidelines when using tampons:

• Change your tampons at least every 4-8 hours or more often if necessary.
• Choose the correct tampon absorbency. Use smaller sized tampons when your flow is lighter. TSS occurs more often when super-absorbent tampons are used. Don't use these unless your menstrual flow is particularly heavy.
• Alternate between pad and tampon use. You might want to use pads at night, and tampons in the daytime.
• Wash your hands before inserting or taking out your tampon.
• Don't use tampons to absorb anything other than your menstrual flow. Only insert a tampon once menstrual blood is present.

If you experience the following symptoms while wearing a tampon, remove the tampon, and contact your health care provider immediately! These symptoms may seem similar to the flu. If they occur while you are menstruating and wearing a tampon, they may signal TSS. Otherwise, it might mean that you have another infection. It is recommended that you see your health care provider regardless. Symptoms of TSS include:

• Sudden high fever
• A sunburn-like rash
• Diarrhea
• Dizziness, fainting, or lightheadedness
• Vomiting

yeah, thats about it.
i found my experience hilarious and i needed to share with my girlfriends.
lucky them, they didnt answer their phones.

i called danielle, cheau wei, nicole, weili, ashley, elicia and more.
but only weili and elicia answered.
(and i called brandon and got ashlo on the phone, at last. HAHA.)

elicia is probably having tampon phobia now.
HAHAHA.
so im gonna show her something that would be the shock of her life.



keep going,

keep going,

keep going,



TADA!


i think shes screaming now.

i used,



gentle glide, my ass.
it hurt more than sand paper.

kk, to calm you freaked out people,
heres a hilarious how-to guide video.
it's funny.
she didnt show any private parts, no worries.
it's hilarious.
gotta watch :)





haha
kk
i should probably stop freaking girls out.

gosh, girls are so complicated.
i should just grow a dick, call myself little gaga and get over it.





kidding.