hello guys.
im supposed to be blogging bout
bbgym (ashley's request.) ,
sunway (henry's request)
and my sleepover at bibien's a long time ago. (my request. )
BUT.
this cannot wait.
taylorlautnerishotterthanboilingwater.
like, boiled to the tip hot water.
so,
me and bibien went to new moon's premier yesterday
at cineleisure.
HOLY MOMMA.
know how i didnt like twilight at all?
(i mean the movie, i loove the book.)
i finally found out why:
1. They changed the director and i love this new one, much better!
2. Robert pattinson is ugly.
3. They all talk like their constipated.
4. The whole movie's scene were a little too green and gloomy for my taste.
5. TAYLOR'S SCENES IN TWILIGHT WAS 3 MINUTES LONG.
and reasons why i love new moon:
(the movie AND the book. )
1. Robert is still ugly.
2. He still talk like hes constipated, which is funny.
3. They cut of taylor's OOPS, JACOB's long shaggy hair.
4. TAYLOR'S TONED BODY.
5. TAYLOR'S SEXY, HUSKY VOICE.
6. TAYLOR'S NECK IS VERY SEX-APPEALING (im attracted to his neck, dont ask me why. i dont know.)
7. TAYLOR'S ABS ARE GOD LIKE.
8. TAYLOR'S TAN IS MUCH BETTER THAN ROBERT IN THE SUN.
9. SEPET EYES LOOK GREAT ON TAYLOR.
10. I OFFICIALLY HATE KRISTEN FOR DITCHING TAYLOR FOR ROBERT.
(pfft. can you believe that?! )
11. TAYLOR'S WOLFIE FRIEND'S ABS ARE .. mmmmm.
12. ROBERT LOOKED RIDICULOUS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE WHILE
TAYLOR LOOKED LIKE SEXGOD.
yeah, more to come but,
you get the drill.
sneak peek:
god, dont you wanna lick his abs?
he probably dont, but I do.
pfft.
and the whole movie was great.
the best parts are in the middle.
taylor sizzles everything up.
like, i dont know if it's just me AND bibien only,
but like, the starting scenes werent that awesome
and exciting.
the middle, me and bibien squealed like little girls and we couldnt
stop talking.
SPOILER:
there were some scenes that bella and jacob were about to kiss.
or sitting very, very close to each other.
OH AND THAT PART WHERE BELLA GRABBED HIS HAIR.
OR WAS HE THE ONE THAT GRABBED BELLA'S HAIR?
cant rmbr, either way,
it was sexy,
i was in rage,
and bibien looked like she needed to pee really badly.
it was heart racing and hot.
very hot.
god.
have to watch it again.
QUOTES WE GOT YESTERDAY:
me bibien.
(the scene where edward leaves bella)
YES.
what? its supposed to be a sad scene. dont yes!
pfft. after this scene, its all taylors.
OHH YES.
hey,
shhh, dont talk.
why?
im imaginating taylor.
OHH OKA--
with cream.
HAHAHAHA.
ohmygod.
what?
robert is so freaking ugly.
SHH! NOT SO LOUD. YOU DONT WANT TO DIE IN THE CINEMA.
okay, i know theres alot more funnier ones but i cant remember.
we kinda talked through the whole movie.
and it was really hard to suspress our laughter.
goddamn, both fathers are HOT.
harry clearwater is hilarious.
"i'll be okay. MY KUNG-FU IS STONG."
and oh,
the things they say are seriously funny.
i almost spit my pepsi out when bella said
"YOU'RE SO HOT. "
(as in body temp. but the other guy, uhm whatshisname stared at her like he was hurt or smt.)
when bella said to jacob when she had blood on HER head.
"you're kind of beautiful."
ohmygod.
so funny.
and the part where she sat at her chair, in the same clothes and
everytime the camera goes around her,
a month passes.
and she dosent move.
it was like,
a round - october.
another round - november.
one more round - december.
the whole process were hilarious.
her dreadful face makes me laugh, surprisingly.
anger looks really good on taylor, no kidding.
sadness, too.
and oh, jacob is REALLY funny.
cant make out any of what he said cause im still in
ohmygod-how-can-taylor-be-so-hot-and-OH-the-neck!-shock.
I HATE YOU,
SELENA GOMEZ.
AND YOU,
TAYLOR SWIFT.
I LOVE YOU, GORGEOUS.
OH, AND YOUR TITS ARE MUCH NICER THAN ROBERTS.
(no kidding, robert's left one is kind of retarded. )
MHM, LOOK AT MY SUNSHINE BABY.
oh, bytheway, did i tell you guys that i think taylor is hot?
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