Showing posts with label edward cullen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label edward cullen. Show all posts

Monday, November 30, 2009

If the scale is a one to ten, he's a twelve.

hey guys.
im RP-ing (reposting. if there' retweet, why cant there be re post? )
about catherine's post bout new moon.
click HERE for the particular post.

pfft. im supposed to be showering cause i realized that the reasons i've
been sleepless lately is my showering at 3 in the morning habit.
but new moon is too important to wait!


quote C:
"But the thought of when Edward was leaving Bella in the forest,
I almost cried.
I was like " Nooooo! " silently.
"

me:
"that scene came on and i was silently thanking god cause that would mean
horrible acting scenes from robert is coming to an end (at least for a long while)
and joined bibien with her im-trying-really-hard-not-to-laugh-giggles because of
roberts quote me, again, HORRIBLE ACTING. Kristen aced her part, looking like
she just got a heart attack."

quote C:
"Or the part when Edward was bout to emerged into the sunlight infront by oh so many people during the festival and then Bella came in and knocked him
and Edward said " Heaven".
I was like " Awww. replay. replay."
That was my favourite moment.
"

me:
"i laughed. bibien laughed. i have no idea why scenes , or rather the whole twilight saga movies crack me up so much (i barely made through twilight by laughing.) especially when he said heaven. He really cant act. He looked like he was about to have an orgasm. i suppose thats a good thing. but no, that time, i was still thinking bout his sauce slash paint looking left tit."

quote C:
"Well,
About Jacob Black.
Yes, i have to admit.
His body is sizzling hot but his weird.
I have no idea why some of you girls change into Team Jacob cos of his body but not of his personality.
Shame on you girls.
Jacob is nice to Bella through out the movie.
That makes me less hate Jacob.
And Erin is right,
Robert's left tit is retarded.
I was like
" Woah! His left tit is retarded looking! "
"

me:
"hallelujah. if she denied about taylor's hot bod, i would've sent her to the asylum.
BUT HEY, even if taylor hadn't had abs (oh, the abs!) and his toned as hell neck (OH, THE NECK! ) i still would've fall in love with him. To be completely honest, i never liked bella
after i read new moon. NOTE: READ. not watched. i didnt like her because
her hypocriteness is killing me. (ohmygod, all the bad grammar! DO IGNORE. )
I remained with edward, after reading. but i didnt reject jacob, either. he's
such a sunny kid! (and god knows how i adore 'em!) so loveable.
willing to fill up bella's hole when he knows he'd probably get nothing in the end. He was selfish
when he asked her to stay and not go for edward. But compared to bella,
his selfishness seemed like nothing. "

quote C:
"Oh and the stupid GSC cut out the part where Edward and Bella
make out.
Stupid!
"

me:
"i sure didnt wanna see the scene!
thought i might have puked.
But they didnt show that scene at the premiers too.
and apparently, some scenes from the premiere werent shown
on normal screenings. how weird. and LUCKY ME!
wonder if you guys saw the scene where he brushed his lips against bellas.
and the part where bella grabbed jacob's hair (that bitch.)"



overall, i give the movie a 9.5694687671 / 10 .

i was kidding.
1452489659655 / 10.






p/s: i hate it when people refer the characters from the book as the real actors.
cause it's kinda like, THEY ARE THEM! THEY HAVE A NAME! GOD. GIVE SOME CREDIT, YO.
so, if anybody calls ed westwick chuck or taylor lautner jacob in my face, again,
i will cut you.


p/s square: I JUST WATCHED HSM 1, AGAIN. ARENT YOU PROUD OF ME? :)
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

taylor lautner had only 3 minute scene in twilight; nowonder i hated it.



hello guys.
im supposed to be blogging bout
bbgym (ashley's request.) ,
sunway (henry's request)
and my sleepover at bibien's a long time ago. (my request. )

BUT.
this cannot wait.

taylorlautnerishotterthanboilingwater.
like, boiled to the tip hot water.

so,
me and bibien went to new moon's premier yesterday
at cineleisure.

new moon Pictures, Images and Photos


HOLY MOMMA.

know how i didnt like twilight at all?
(i mean the movie, i loove the book.)
i finally found out why:

1. They changed the director and i love this new one, much better!
2. Robert pattinson is ugly.
3. They all talk like their constipated.
4. The whole movie's scene were a little too green and gloomy for my taste.
5. TAYLOR'S SCENES IN TWILIGHT WAS 3 MINUTES LONG.

and reasons why i love new moon:
(the movie AND the book. )
1. Robert is still ugly.
2. He still talk like hes constipated, which is funny.
3. They cut of taylor's OOPS, JACOB's long shaggy hair.
4. TAYLOR'S TONED BODY.
5. TAYLOR'S SEXY, HUSKY VOICE.
6. TAYLOR'S NECK IS VERY SEX-APPEALING (im attracted to his neck, dont ask me why. i dont know.)
7. TAYLOR'S ABS ARE GOD LIKE.
8. TAYLOR'S TAN IS MUCH BETTER THAN ROBERT IN THE SUN.
9. SEPET EYES LOOK GREAT ON TAYLOR.
10. I OFFICIALLY HATE KRISTEN FOR DITCHING TAYLOR FOR ROBERT.
(pfft. can you believe that?! )
11. TAYLOR'S WOLFIE FRIEND'S ABS ARE .. mmmmm.
12. ROBERT LOOKED RIDICULOUS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE WHILE
TAYLOR LOOKED LIKE SEXGOD.


yeah, more to come but,
you get the drill.

sneak peek:
Taylor lautner Pictures, Images and Photos


god, dont you wanna lick his abs?
he probably dont, but I do.
pfft.

and the whole movie was great.
the best parts are in the middle.
taylor sizzles everything up.
like, i dont know if it's just me AND bibien only,
but like, the starting scenes werent that awesome
and exciting.

the middle, me and bibien squealed like little girls and we couldnt
stop talking.

SPOILER:
there were some scenes that bella and jacob were about to kiss.
or sitting very, very close to each other.
OH AND THAT PART WHERE BELLA GRABBED HIS HAIR.
OR WAS HE THE ONE THAT GRABBED BELLA'S HAIR?
cant rmbr, either way,
it was sexy,
i was in rage,
and bibien looked like she needed to pee really badly.

it was heart racing and hot.
very hot.

god.
have to watch it again.


QUOTES WE GOT YESTERDAY:
me bibien.

(the scene where edward leaves bella)
YES.
what? its supposed to be a sad scene. dont yes!
pfft. after this scene, its all taylors.
OHH YES.

hey,
shhh, dont talk.
why?
im imaginating taylor.
OHH OKA--
with cream.
HAHAHAHA.

ohmygod.
what?
robert is so freaking ugly.
SHH! NOT SO LOUD. YOU DONT WANT TO DIE IN THE CINEMA.



okay, i know theres alot more funnier ones but i cant remember.
we kinda talked through the whole movie.
and it was really hard to suspress our laughter.
goddamn, both fathers are HOT.

harry clearwater is hilarious.
"i'll be okay. MY KUNG-FU IS STONG."

and oh,
the things they say are seriously funny.

i almost spit my pepsi out when bella said
"YOU'RE SO HOT. "
(as in body temp. but the other guy, uhm whatshisname stared at her like he was hurt or smt.)

when bella said to jacob when she had blood on HER head.
"you're kind of beautiful."

ohmygod.
so funny.

and the part where she sat at her chair, in the same clothes and
everytime the camera goes around her,
a month passes.
and she dosent move.
it was like,
a round - october.
another round - november.
one more round - december.

the whole process were hilarious.
her dreadful face makes me laugh, surprisingly.

anger looks really good on taylor, no kidding.
sadness, too.
taylor lautner Pictures, Images and Photos

and oh, jacob is REALLY funny.
cant make out any of what he said cause im still in
ohmygod-how-can-taylor-be-so-hot-and-OH-the-neck!-shock.

Taylor Lautner Pictures, Images and Photos

I HATE YOU,
SELENA GOMEZ.
taylor lautner Pictures, Images and Photos

AND YOU,
TAYLOR SWIFT.
taylor swift and taylor lautner Pictures, Images and Photos

I LOVE YOU, GORGEOUS.
sexy Pictures, Images and Photos

OH, AND YOUR TITS ARE MUCH NICER THAN ROBERTS.
(no kidding, robert's left one is kind of retarded. )
taylor 7 Pictures, Images and Photos

MHM, LOOK AT MY SUNSHINE BABY.
taylor 4 Pictures, Images and Photos





oh, bytheway, did i tell you guys that i think taylor is hot?
taylor lautner Pictures, Images and Photos

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