Monday, November 30, 2009

If the scale is a one to ten, he's a twelve.

hey guys.
im RP-ing (reposting. if there' retweet, why cant there be re post? )
about catherine's post bout new moon.
click HERE for the particular post.

pfft. im supposed to be showering cause i realized that the reasons i've
been sleepless lately is my showering at 3 in the morning habit.
but new moon is too important to wait!


quote C:
"But the thought of when Edward was leaving Bella in the forest,
I almost cried.
I was like " Nooooo! " silently.
"

me:
"that scene came on and i was silently thanking god cause that would mean
horrible acting scenes from robert is coming to an end (at least for a long while)
and joined bibien with her im-trying-really-hard-not-to-laugh-giggles because of
roberts quote me, again, HORRIBLE ACTING. Kristen aced her part, looking like
she just got a heart attack."

quote C:
"Or the part when Edward was bout to emerged into the sunlight infront by oh so many people during the festival and then Bella came in and knocked him
and Edward said " Heaven".
I was like " Awww. replay. replay."
That was my favourite moment.
"

me:
"i laughed. bibien laughed. i have no idea why scenes , or rather the whole twilight saga movies crack me up so much (i barely made through twilight by laughing.) especially when he said heaven. He really cant act. He looked like he was about to have an orgasm. i suppose thats a good thing. but no, that time, i was still thinking bout his sauce slash paint looking left tit."

quote C:
"Well,
About Jacob Black.
Yes, i have to admit.
His body is sizzling hot but his weird.
I have no idea why some of you girls change into Team Jacob cos of his body but not of his personality.
Shame on you girls.
Jacob is nice to Bella through out the movie.
That makes me less hate Jacob.
And Erin is right,
Robert's left tit is retarded.
I was like
" Woah! His left tit is retarded looking! "
"

me:
"hallelujah. if she denied about taylor's hot bod, i would've sent her to the asylum.
BUT HEY, even if taylor hadn't had abs (oh, the abs!) and his toned as hell neck (OH, THE NECK! ) i still would've fall in love with him. To be completely honest, i never liked bella
after i read new moon. NOTE: READ. not watched. i didnt like her because
her hypocriteness is killing me. (ohmygod, all the bad grammar! DO IGNORE. )
I remained with edward, after reading. but i didnt reject jacob, either. he's
such a sunny kid! (and god knows how i adore 'em!) so loveable.
willing to fill up bella's hole when he knows he'd probably get nothing in the end. He was selfish
when he asked her to stay and not go for edward. But compared to bella,
his selfishness seemed like nothing. "

quote C:
"Oh and the stupid GSC cut out the part where Edward and Bella
make out.
Stupid!
"

me:
"i sure didnt wanna see the scene!
thought i might have puked.
But they didnt show that scene at the premiers too.
and apparently, some scenes from the premiere werent shown
on normal screenings. how weird. and LUCKY ME!
wonder if you guys saw the scene where he brushed his lips against bellas.
and the part where bella grabbed jacob's hair (that bitch.)"



overall, i give the movie a 9.5694687671 / 10 .

i was kidding.
1452489659655 / 10.






p/s: i hate it when people refer the characters from the book as the real actors.
cause it's kinda like, THEY ARE THEM! THEY HAVE A NAME! GOD. GIVE SOME CREDIT, YO.
so, if anybody calls ed westwick chuck or taylor lautner jacob in my face, again,
i will cut you.


p/s square: I JUST WATCHED HSM 1, AGAIN. ARENT YOU PROUD OF ME? :)
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