hold my hand.

i really shouldnt post about this.
but, i'll do it anyway.

i hateeeeeeeeeeee my grandma.
kk la, i dont hate her.
just like, super annoyed.

SHE FREAKING WOKE ME UP AT 9 TODAY!
pfft. i slept at 5, in the morning.
and thats not even the reason why im pissed off.
i've been unable to sleep lately.
and arggghh, i finally fell asleep after
tons of tossing and turning.

god.
to help her open her share thingo.
on the comp.
and like, we were upstairs and i didnt know what the heck was
wrong (and still half dead asleep), no idea how to make her share shit come out.
then she asked me to call my uncle and ask him how to solve this
shit. i dont memorize my uncle's number so i asked her
if she knows (i mean, it's her son right? how can she NOT know? ) .
in a cruel twist of fate, she dosent.
and she wanted ME to go downstairs and check the phonebook.
THEN, while i was going down, she asked me to see whether it would work
on the downstairs computer.
so i on-ed the comp.
and sat at the chair.
staring at my room door.
pfft.
AND THEN, SHE CAME DOWNSTAIRS,
TOOK THE PHONE BOOK, WHICH IS RIGHT BESIDE THE PHONE,
AND WENT "ERIN! THIS IS THE NUMBER. CALL HIM."
i went totally ftw.
she was right beside it!
kk nevermind,
so i tried the share thingo on the dwnstairs comp
and like,
it works.
i was like totally hallelujah-ing cause i can finaly go back to bed
and then
"erin, my notebook and glasses are upstairs. go get it for me."
i nearly wanted to cry.



got her stuff and went back to sleep.
she called me up at 3.
we wanna like, make a dessert thingo so i had to
crack the bai guo thingo outta its shell.
fuck.
there were damn alot of em.
and before i had to do the cracking, peeling of skin and taking out the
bitter heart thingi, I HAD TO LONGGAR THE CLOTHES.

but i put that behind me.
so i went on with my cracking, peeling and taking out.
started at 3 and i finally finished at 5.
it was hard work.
it dosent make you sweat like mothertucker but it
kills your arms cause i had to reach down and crack, peel and find the bitter thing.

i told her i was done.
thought i could let my arms rest.
AND SHE SUDDENLY HAD THE URGE TO MAKE FRIED RICE.
i have to cook the rice.
as in, wash it then put it in the cooker.
LOL.

urge, really?
if its your own urge, go do it yourself.
i can make my own maggie.
:)

but no, i did it anyway.
so i guess now is like,
rest time.

the whole morni- afternoon,
i hadnt brush my teeth, wash my face, take a bath and eat.
having milo now.
which is the only thing i ate DRANK? all day.
this is torture.


and she like, always piss me off when she goes
"ERIN, YOU KNOW RIGHT, WHEN YOU SEE UNWASHED DISHES AND PLATES
AND POTS AND GARPU AND SPOON AND CHOPSTICK AND WTF IN THE SINK,
WASH IT, BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY. WE HELP EACH OTHER OUT."

and so i have to wash her plate, fork and spoon after every meal she takes.
BUT, when i leave a spoon in the sink,
she goes
"ERIN, YOU CANT BE THAT LAZY, ITS JUST A SPOON,
WASH IT YOURSELF. DONT ALWAYS EXPECT PEOPLE TO HELP YOU OUT. "



someone please say wtf.
this is so annoying.

i feel like a bad ass gossiping bout grandma on my blog.
but im a teenager.
so i guess its okay.
right.
wtv.